Mama's troll moment

Assalamualaikum n hi yollz!~

These are actually some of the moments that I encountered with my mum. Just feel like sharing~

Event #1

Me         :             Mama, if there are several guys who wanted to marry me, which one would you choose?  

                           The guy who have

              a)      Perodua Kancil?

              b)      Toyota Prius?

              c)       Mercedes?

Mama   :               I’ll pick Kancil (the smallest car)

Me        :              Why? That's mean~~

Mama   :               So that you could learn hardships in life.

Me        :               (I wanna fancy living) (T_____T)

Event #2

Mama   :              Dik, which direction is your head positioned tonight? (She's asking the way I'm gonna sleep)

Me        :              As usual, head pointing to the sliding door, why?

Mama   :              Nothing, just don't wanna tire myself from throwing pillows when U're sleep talkin.

Me        :               (=_____=) U're mean mama

Event #3

Mama   :               (Looking attentively at the security screen) Where's that kid?<

Me        :              (Still waiting quietly next to her bedside)

Mama   :               (Turning around and looking next to her bedside with eyes wide opened lookin straight at me)

Me        :               Ma, what are you lookin at? (Replying her gesture with a wide grin)

Mama    :              Bertuah punya budak! (Translation: #$@%^&())

She pinched me hard later and continued to sleep. ZZZ

These are some of the moments I shared while bein together with my lovely mom. Later peeps!~~ =D Adios!!!